i knew one day the girlfriend would ask me to change out the litter box. that day came this morning as we both left for work. i’ve been asked to feed and water the girlfriend’s cat before, and that isn’t a big deal even though the smell of cat food could gag a maggot. but scooping piss and poo from the little fucker’s toilet? actually, the little fucker is pretty cute so i won’t bitch too much stopping off at the house between shifts to perform this chore. plus i like being bossed around a little bit.